Somewhat Like The Title Of This Post, The Titles Of These Songs Are Scarily Long

I think that covered it, don't you?

Kirsty MacColl, There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis

The Hives, Some People Know All Too Well How Bad Liquorice, Or Any Candy For That Matter, Can Taste When Having Laid Out In The Sun Too Long - And I Think I Just Ate Too Much

Next to this, the titles of both of the previous songs seem overly minimalistic - it's apparently the 13th longest title ever. I have included it for 2 reasons: a) it's a nice change from the usual stuff I suggest - it's not often I listen to metalcore. b) the title is fantastic. The Chariot, Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People Are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out That It Was Not Them. Sometimes This Includes Me

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